frakandapancake asked: Hey gurl can I get yoo numbaaa?
Is it Christmas? →
facebook, tumblr, spiced wine. facebook, tumblr, spiced wine. what is my life?
thefault-in-ourstars: lookkmaanoohandss: JUST...
finnlawrence: Creative Writing assignment: Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
laziness + eating non-stop + skinny jeans + freshly lotioned alex = hilarity while trying to get dressed.
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
makes silly noises. oh tummy, why ya gotta be like that?
bawling my eyeballs out
dr. who has successfully made the girl that cannot cry, start bawling like a baby. fucking season 2.
Y U NO STAY IN CHECKING ACCOUNT?!