T-Rex with a Shiner: Archive

3 tags

microsoft excel

is not made for dance majors. at all.

Mar 1st

4 tags

Mar 1st

223,716 notes

1 tag

what the actual fuck

this is why i don’t buy songs on itunes anymore. they come encoded with comical amounts of restrictions to what you can do with them. fuck this bullshittery, to the torrents, i go!

Feb 29th

3 tags

Feb 29th

360 notes

Feb 29th

7,560 notes

7 tags

Feb 29th

2,145 notes

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i don't understand

how can my hotpot create food that’s as hot as satan’s balls and not boil water wat physics nope.

Feb 29th

Feb 28th

2,885 notes

1 tag

Feb 28th

75,084 notes

4 tags

so i almost got t-boned

on my way home from the dropkick murphy’s concert. the other guy’s car was approximately 12 inches from my door. holy fack. it’s fine, really. red lights are just a precaution, duh. buttcheeks, you can unclench now. thank you.

Feb 28th

8 tags

Be a Better Man Than the Ones Before You.

:) reblogged for the tags.

Feb 28th

3 notes

3 tags

Feb 28th

233,338 notes

1 tag

Hey guys, guess what?

Feb 27th

1,366 notes

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Feb 27th

413 notes

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i just want to sleep until friday.

please?

Feb 27th

7 tags

Feb 27th

39,027 notes

1 tag

HAH!

beasted my english paper. well most of it. still have to actually include sources and MLA shit and blahblahblah. and maybe another page of information. but whatevarrr i’m calling it good for now.

Feb 26th

5 tags

Feb 26th

1,323 notes

2 tags

Feb 26th

12,037 notes

7 tags

you know when you're in the mood to get...

and there’s no one around to drink with you/distract you from said imbibing? seriously though. a;lweg;klkegj.

Feb 26th

1 note

4 tags

Feb 26th

23,309 notes

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my name is Alex

and i like to dick around instead of writing english papers. i also like to say “dick around”. oooh. i bought new watercolors and paper today. i think that would fall under the category of dicking around. dick dick dick dick dick.

Feb 25th

1 note

3 tags

Feb 25th

1,162 notes

4 tags

Feb 25th

5 tags

Anonymous asked: 5 top things you like about david...

mostly10: 1. his eyes 2. his derp 3. his acting and, specifically, his range 4. his lips and his smile 5. his nerdy enthusiasm

Feb 25th

319 notes

its funny how one person can make you see so much more in your own life. :)

Feb 25th

2 notes

2 tags

Feb 24th

405 notes

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Feb 24th

54,129 notes

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Feb 24th

55,787 notes

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Ever find your self wondering.. How an Ood's head...

harleyj: David Tennant, you’re such an adorable dork. oh david. this is why we love you.

Feb 23rd

3,105 notes

11 tags

Feb 23rd

5,130 notes

3 tags

GUINN FUCKING HALL

Me: Damn, this shower is cold. 
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower: 
Shower: 
Shower: 
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ